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KATAΛΑΒΑΙΝΕΙΣ ΟΤΙ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΘΕΩΡΗΤΙΚΗ ΚΑΤΕΥΘΥΝΣΗ ΟΤΑΝ:
1.Βάζεις περισπωμένες και πνεύματα εκεί που γράφεις έκθεση
2. Όταν σε ρωτάν τι θα ψήφιζες στις εκλογές λες το κόμμα των Φιλελεύθερων
3. Όταν βροντά φοβάσαι μην πεταχτεί από πουθενά καμιά Φεγγαροντυμένη
4. Η λέξη «ελούετο» σου φαίνεται φυσιολογικός τρόπος να πεις πως κάποιος έκανε μπάνιο.
5.Κάθε φορά (cum χρονικός-επαναληπτικός) που βλέπεις την ετικέτα “ΗΒΗ” στο μπουκάλι με το νερό σκέφτεσαι τον παρακείμενο του “eo”
6. Λες “λοιπόν” 42331231 φορές
7. Δεν βρίσκεις τίποτα το πρόστυχο στο «hostis-hostis»
8.Μιλάς με κάποιον και τον ρωτάς: «Θέλεις να σου εκθέσω τις απόψεις μου με μύθο, διάλεξη ή σχολιασμό ποιητικών κειμένων?»
9. Κάθε φορά που ακούς την φράση «ραγδαίες εξελίξεις», συμπληρώνεις αυτόματα «που γνώρισε ο σύγχρονος κόσμος στον οικονομικό τομέα άσκησαν σοβαρές πιέσεις στον αγροτικό χώρο»
10. Πιστεύεις ότι η φράση «όταν γίνω φοιτητής» είναι χρονικοϋποθετικός λόγος
του προσδοκωμένου
11.Αναζητάς μια αλήθεια γενική, καθολική κι απόλυτη
12. Ονομάζεις το μπρελόκ σου Τίτο Μάνλιο!
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1.Βάζεις περισπωμένες και πνεύματα εκεί που γράφεις έκθεση
2. Όταν σε ρωτάν τι θα ψήφιζες στις εκλογές λες το κόμμα των Φιλελεύθερων
3. Όταν βροντά φοβάσαι μην πεταχτεί από πουθενά καμιά Φεγγαροντυμένη
4. Η λέξη «ελούετο» σου φαίνεται φυσιολογικός τρόπος να πεις πως κάποιος έκανε μπάνιο.
5.Κάθε φορά (cum χρονικός-επαναληπτικός) που βλέπεις την ετικέτα “ΗΒΗ” στο μπουκάλι με το νερό σκέφτεσαι τον παρακείμενο του “eo”
6. Λες “λοιπόν” 42331231 φορές
7. Δεν βρίσκεις τίποτα το πρόστυχο στο «hostis-hostis»
8.Μιλάς με κάποιον και τον ρωτάς: «Θέλεις να σου εκθέσω τις απόψεις μου με μύθο, διάλεξη ή σχολιασμό ποιητικών κειμένων?»
9. Κάθε φορά που ακούς την φράση «ραγδαίες εξελίξεις», συμπληρώνεις αυτόματα «που γνώρισε ο σύγχρονος κόσμος στον οικονομικό τομέα άσκησαν σοβαρές πιέσεις στον αγροτικό χώρο»
10. Πιστεύεις ότι η φράση «όταν γίνω φοιτητής» είναι χρονικοϋποθετικός λόγος
του προσδοκωμένου
11.Αναζητάς μια αλήθεια γενική, καθολική κι απόλυτη
12. Ονομάζεις το μπρελόκ σου Τίτο Μάνλιο!